I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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