ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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