I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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