Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(419): View more from Ohio

there is no way he can be that small

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look on the bright side he'll over comepensate

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(804): View more from Virginia

I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.

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(951): View more from California

His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format

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(443): View more from Maryland

His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.

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(434): View more from Virginia

For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.

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(540): View more from Virginia

It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...

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(734): View more from Michigan

I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human

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(831): View more from California

Yep, you're going to hell.

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I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other

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