Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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