i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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