So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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