That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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