We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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