Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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