i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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