Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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