Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
What drink are we having for lunch?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
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