Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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