My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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