Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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