So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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