Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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