In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
that may or may not have been my penis.
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