Whod you bang
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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