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• (301): View more from Maryland

  There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.

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  What a good friend

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.

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  What?

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  Just dont open the beer drawer.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  ...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.

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• (310): View more from California

  I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now

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• (631): View more from New York

  Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.

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• (470): View more from Georgia

  I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K

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