Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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