So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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