i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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