I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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