i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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