come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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