that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
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