Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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