The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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