I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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