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(413): View more from Massachusetts

DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!

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(425): View more from Washington

im bored tell me something entertaining

(206): View more from Washington

You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.

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(714): View more from California

no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you

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(847): View more from Illinois

i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment

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(604): View more from British Columbia

she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double

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(616): View more from Michigan

I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?

(319): View more from Iowa

will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?

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(818): View more from California

Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.

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(214): View more from Texas

New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!

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