so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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