My first STD was from a foam party
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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