All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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