I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
