when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
