He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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