just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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