just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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