My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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