Pappa wants mamma naked
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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