your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I'm jealous of your bromance
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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