She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize