I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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