yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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