i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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