You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Randomize