: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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