I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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