oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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