two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
she smelled like a LAN party
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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