do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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