She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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