question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I am mentally ready for anal.
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