Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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