Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
